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When sex gets drunk, sex calls up Gene Dante. If you maintain eye contact with Gene Dante for longer than 15 seconds, you will become pregnant. Period. If Gene Dante’s erection persists for longer than four hours, that’s called a Tuesday. Gene Dante has been known to sweat entire olives. Gene Dante doesn’t apply eyeshadow to his eyes—he applies eyes to his shadow. Gene Dante and his band, the Future Starlets, will be onstage at Church, and he will be singing only to you. “M-m-m-me?,” you’ll ask, not willing to believe that such an angelic being could have interest in something so base. “Yes, you,” he’ll respond devilishly, using his sexy telepathy. Selexpathy. J Pat |
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Feature on The River, 92.5September 19 Gene Dante and the Future Starlets will be featured on Homegrown, a show on 92.5 The River that features local artists. www.wxrv.com/onair/homegrown.php Gene Returns to HedwigGene will performing his final weekend in Hedwig and the Angry Inch September 30/October 1 in Dedham MA. This is the 6th stop on the New England Tour. Check out the show's website for more details on tickets and show times: June 5: New Boston Globe ArticleJames Reed wrote a great article about Gene and his return to Hedwig. Gene to play City Hall in BostonGene Dante will be playing City Hall in Boston with the Future Starlets this Saturday as part of Boston Pride Festival. |
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